Mad takes

Excellent dance moves

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 June 12, 2016

taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member

Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm

by mankthetank May 26, 2016

take a dish

take a bath or bathe much like dishes do

bitch go take a dish with that stank pussy

by moneymar2134 May 15, 2016

Take A Clay

When one has absorbed copious amounts of Mexican food and does not realize they need to poop. They then believe they are going to release the most satisfying fart in the history of time, but instead drop of a mountain of shit into their pants. They then make their fiance wash their tainted pants. Also used as a general term for basic bowel movement.

Hey it smells like tacos in here
Yeah I'm about to Take A Clay, fire up that washing machine

by Honky Actual May 20, 2016

My Take Radio

A variety radio program covering MMA,Video Games, Movies and Pro Wrestling that airs on the RAGE Works podcast network.

Only place where Hulk Hogan, Dana White, Super Mario and Transformers can come up in the same conversation is on My Take Radio

by Akuma25 June 14, 2016

take ya lumps

The final step to joining a gang. It may hurt, but after ya take ya lumps you're in. Then the hard part is getting out of the gang. You never gon get out tho

OW! STOP KICKING ME!
Take ya lumps ya little bitch. Then you can be a 26th street Furry

by FrightenedMudkip August 9, 2016