throw me the oop

Telling a friend to introduce you to a girl

Friend is talking to a friend that is attractive.

"Throw me the oop bro"

by thotiana1 March 19, 2014

Kiss Me Kessler

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

by John Miller December 20, 2017

Wearing me out

Causes someone to laugh so much that it i that it is exhausting

The comedian at the club was so funny he was wearing me out

by Breaking dancing on cardboard August 2, 2019

stop haten me

to quit thinking bad stuff off people because u r not them

joey should stop haten me cuz im beautiful

by stopjockinq July 22, 2009

WHAT ME WORRY?

One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.

“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)

by beckynot April 25, 2020

You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.

"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

by getaclue2007 April 8, 2010

frick me roundhouse

an exclamation used when everything that can go wrong does go wrong

ahh 'frick me roundhouse' i just smacked my head into a door and then ran my car into a ditch an hour later

by the real mantis August 28, 2007