funny commercial with talking dog made me have a haha funny.
as to request of the the web page I should put it in mortal terms this is the Spanish translation of I want taco bell now let me make lay down a scene . the man was hungry and wonder what he wanted and told to him self "yo quiero taco bell".
A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)
Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today
When during sexual intercourse a man takes lettuce, shredded cheese, and taco sauce, and then covers the woman's vagina in said ingredients. The man then proceeds to perform cunnilingus on the woman whilst eating the additional ingredients.
Joey-so what did you end up doing with sarah last night?
Ian-well she likes new things so i gave her the ole Tijuana Taco.