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Cock Potato

An interfering control freak who causes more problems in the workplace than they solve.
"Ever since he got promoted to manager he's become a real cock potato around here."
"A what?"
"Cock Potato. Like a dick-tater."
by MikeAD April 23, 2017
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Couch Potato

A couch potato is someone who never gets up off of the sofa they will sit there all day long and do absolutely nothing someone who sits on the couch all day is not necessarily fat often couch potato's are skinny and can eat like a horse without putting on any weight.
Girl: Connor is such a couch potato.
Guy: I know he never gets up off the sofa.
by Zocmysock January 23, 2022
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Potato

a large potato...............

is amazing definitely try
by POTATO LOVER123 September 7, 2022
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The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.
Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.
by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021
mugGet the The Small Potato Clausemug.

Potato

It iz food
by udontknowmeidontknowu September 22, 2020
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Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.
Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss
by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019
mugGet the Potato palmug.

deep potato

The act of dunking your balls into a ladies bum hole while having sex.

The balls are the potato's going back into the soil (poop hole)
Graham gave me a deep potato last night.
by Boneymick May 4, 2023
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