Porn

The one thing every kids seen once(or will)

“Jimmy did I just find porn on your phone”

by Goats ‘n Goats October 3, 2018

9/11 porn

Adjective for someone who is a "fake tweaker", i.e. someone who is purposefully acting more under-the-influence than they actually are. (Popular slang in DMV area)

Iris isn't even that high, but she keeps saying she's hallucinating and texting me nonsensically, she's totally being 9/11 porn.

by stinkbugsniffer July 28, 2025

porn

The thing that you look to explode out your cum.
18+ Video.
Called as XXX
many on the internet

Let's watch some porn baby!

by Mzouzki June 18, 2019

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

Porn

Family friendly films for you and your parents to watch.

Lets go watch some porn mom!

by Big pussy 101 February 2, 2021

Porn Scat

Making the music soundtrack of a porn movie just using your vocal skills.

Lenny was talking about moving a dryer for the hot neighbor. As he told the story, I laid down some porn scat to accompany it.

by Claymax2 April 24, 2023

porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023