Piss on your leg

When a man you may or may not have had a relationship with does his very best to mark you as his own with obvious gestures so another man knows you are "taken". Derived from the action of dogs pissing on hydrants, trees, appendages etc. to mark their territory and to signal to other dogs that "this territory is taken".

"Damn, Carrie, that Last Resort left a big ole' hickey on my neck and now I can't try to bang that hottie I was talking to last week!"
"Girl, that fucktard's always trying to piss on your leg! You must like it, you keep going back!"

"Why does your husband always put his arm around you when another guy says something meaningless to you? Does he always piss on your leg like that?"

by No Way, Jose! July 08, 2006

I pissed here

A common internet slang to show that a particular person had been to a particular place, and is typing so to prove it.

I pissed here, now you cant say i didn't visit your page!

by Jason Adison April 10, 2007

piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 06, 2015

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose February 13, 2016

albino pleasure piss

Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.

Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.

by Brophy March 03, 2004

stinky piss rocket

when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there

Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.

the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked

by biggielcb36 April 21, 2010

Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009