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Pants Crouton

When you don't wipe very well and a little bit of poop gets left in there and it gets all dry and crusty.
Aww man, I've got the biggest pants crouton right now.
by suttenplant October 11, 2015
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Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.
Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.
by sidewalks February 2, 2015
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video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 9, 2021
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Hot pink pants day

BOBBIE wore his sister's pants on National Hot Pink Pants Day in June
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 9, 2025
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clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.
Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"
by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018
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Pussy Pants

Short shorts or bikini bottoms that show off a woman's pussy. Esp in Pro Wrestling when they get pinned and you can see between their legs with a wardrobe malfunction.
The female wrestler was wearing pussy pants, I could see her pussy when she got pinned.
by Rick Sanchez 2600 March 24, 2023
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Poo Pant

An act only babies can not perform. It is the first step into becoming an independent person in today's society.
person 1: hey dude, do you poo pant?
person 2: what?
person 1: bro you're probably like 3 *poo pant*
by poo_panter73 July 26, 2021
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