marine 

EXCUSE ME but all you army M***** F*****s need to listen up. marines are the first to war for one reason, we are the best. after we clear the area you pussy-foot it into the war zone to clear up the already dead bodies. just because you know you couldnt stand 13 weeks at PI and 3 week at Lejune dont mean you have to dis those that can.

Soldier: what happened here?! It looks like a RPG killed all 500 of these iraqis.
Soldier2: No 3 marines just went thru bout 20 minutes ago.

ARMY= Aint Real Men Yet

marine by devilheadjardog March 19, 2008

Maria 

A girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time. Also will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. Sexy, cute and Nice, all wrapped in one package

How do you solve a problem like Maria? (song)

Maria by shufty May 1, 2009

Maria 

Shes hilarious,and beautiful,he is random and funny in everyway she loves unicorns and ninjas and dinosaurs..dont forget vampires..she is an amazing girl that has a nice heart and cares about others.

"maria is so nice!"

Maria by nerdforeverr March 2, 2010

milk marie 

A female who has a "pretty pussy". Instead of "pretty pussy", Rich Homie Quan refers to it as "Milk Marie ".

Actual quote from Rich Homie Quan Milk Marie "Ima call it pretty pussy. Nah, Ima call it milk marie. I like that better."

milk marie by nikkibabi0214 December 10, 2014

Maria 

Did you mean God?

"Do you know that girl Maria?"
"Don't you mean God?"

Maria by MARWENBARTY. July 10, 2009

marijuana 

THE best shit in the world, only illegal in united states cause the politicals asswipes cant make money off of it, think about it, tobacco only grows in certain conditions, alchohol must ferment over a period of time, but u can grow pot in the ditch outside ur house man. if u support pot go look up NORML on a search engine

"Damn dude i am soooo fucked up!!!"
"i know dude this is the best shit ever!"
"o my god dude i can feel all my organs moving!!!"
"is that normal?"

marijuana by stonerman420 August 27, 2003

Marijuana Overdose 

When one smokes more marijuana than their own body weight.

Which is kinda imposible becasue you would pass out after about 3 pounds to your face.

It would also cost about $681000 150 pounds of bad weed.

Man that badass motherfucker just smoked 100 pounds to his face, hes gunna die from a Marijuana Overdose

Marijuana Overdose by Smoke That Shit March 10, 2009