A tall, muscular, hunk who will take your girl without even looking at her. He stores shit up his ass like undo dice, and anal beads. An absolute chad with a monster schlong about 5.3 inches, and a weight of 12 pounds.
by mattcris4n May 23, 2020
Get the Jake Justinomug. 
Get the Jakemug. There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 19, 2018
Get the Jakemug. A lumber jake is a guy who looks like he's too pretty to be an actual lumberjack. Instead he would just hang around the logging camp and trade beauty tips for flap jacks.
by Unchangeable Bird April 21, 2018
Get the lumber jakemug. by midxy April 20, 2025
Get the Jake Abusemug. A human female who lives on Cybertron that is former member of Autobots and later become Decepticon because of persuasion of Megatron to become tomboy. Transforming into male in harsh condition which happens in Thailand, Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
1. Transformers- Rise of LGBTQ PRO MAX 5G
2. Jake Zyrus is the well-known transformer in Earth.
by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024
Get the Jake Zyrusmug. by 2020 is the best year SIKEEE!! July 12, 2020
Get the Jakemug.