Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Beer Can Mike

Offical traed mrkl of DOGECAN HELL YAeh.! Beer can Mike is a hermit. Berr can Miek eats cox n bolz. Mike's beer can is about as big as a beer can. Beercan Mike recycles. Good for him. #belikemike

Person 1: "Well I was headed over to beer can Mike and Cody's today."
Person 2: "Does he was some of my beer cans?"
Person 1: "Probably."

by Beer Can Mike August 15, 2021

We can breathe

The deep American exhalation, after too long a period in which I can't breathe was true for too many, for so many reasons.

We CAN Breathe, today, November 7, 2020

by Monkey's Dad November 7, 2020

Cans

A pair of headphones often used by a Asian kid called Abid.

"Yes Abid see you've got them cans don."

by dizzy ratbeard September 3, 2016

deuce can

someone who thinks there a pimp but really they couldent get a alien to date them

bob: dude that guy thinks hes a pimp

Drew: nahh man hes a totall deuce can

by 438083905823- June 24, 2010

.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

.....If sHe Can Withstand It Then It Will Be Alright.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025