mr cool guy

The act of trying to be cool when you are not (Captain Max)

Max Worefel was being a mr cool guy like he always is

by Jason, Nick December 24, 2007

Fakie Lil Guy

In skateboarding it is a fakie pop shove it but when you lose your mind after landing it you yell it right away.

Dude I just landed a fakie lil guy.

by Peter Mader June 11, 2006

good gob guys

work well done
gob is a slang term for job

during a coaches end of season speech: "You worked your hearts out and earned that championship with determination and vigor. Good gob guys."

by supernal December 14, 2005

guys' night out

When a group of guys go out together sans female friends, and generally go wild.

Yeah, me and the boys went on a guys' night out to the strip club.

by Saucy August 17, 2003

nice guy syndrome

An exasperating social condition. Archetypically, the sufferer is a straight male with lots of female friends, but who cannot get a date or get laid to save his life. This is because every woman he meets, he befriends, and then when he tries to advance out of the 'friend zone' into 'boyfriend territory', he gets a speech to the effect of "I can't sleep with you, you're such a good friend, I don't want to risk our friendship". Typically, the rejecting female friend will then date/fuck other men who are total douchebags, then bitch and moan about them at length to their platonic male friends. Chances are, most of these platonic male friends are either gay, or straight and secretly furious that that mongoloid cracker homunculus fuck gets to fuck her, when he is clearly inferior in every way.

"I have lots of hot female friends, and none of them like me 'that way'. I have nice guy syndrome and I'm not even all that nice."

by Danny Delinquent December 29, 2003

short towel guy

A very thin heterosexual male who when traveling with other males decides to dress himself only with a washcloth worn as a loincloth. A short towel guy will always refer to himself in the third person when making an entrance into a room of males. This behavior is primarily done for shock value and is especially effective when least expected.

Short Towel Guy(entering the room): Has anyone seen Short Towel Guy?

Travel companion: Dude, what the fuck are you doing?

by furry bear September 22, 2009

Coolest Guy Ever

Not you.

Coolest Guy Ever: Hey, I just got a new Xbox360, anyone want to play?
Random1: Xbox? GAY, no. Why the hell would I-
Coolest Guy Ever: I have a PS3 as well, if you would prefer, I also have tickets to The Avengers.
Random2: Can I go?
Coolest Guy Ever: Sure.
Random2: Sweet! Let me just get my Shield!
Coolest Guy Ever: On second thought, hey Random1, lets go before Random2 gets back...

by OhWowYouAgain November 4, 2012