fish n chipocrit

Someone who claims to be a vegetarian but still eats fish.

Comes from Hypocrite

Here have a chicken nugget..

No thanks, I don't eat meat, only fish

so you're a "fish n chipocrit?"

by dipchapdallywad May 7, 2008

Catch some fish

Gender neutral way of saying that you will be having sex.
Akin to getting some pussy/dick.

"Hey, is Tom coming to the party on Friday?"
"Nah, he had a real nice date last night and is hoping to catch some fish on Friday."

by itsmemittens November 2, 2019

gut the fish

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)

"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Fish Fetish

Having a strong sexual attraction to rancid pussy.

Damn that nasty fucker Bobby has a fish fetish.

by Mahdickfellawf February 24, 2019

Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.

Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010