Deep Fried Fish

A more hardcore version of fried fish, deep fried fish includes a man tucking his balls between his legs. The woman proceeds to lick his balls, and the man shits on her face. The woman may also vomit on his ass.

Tommy gave Greta a huge helping of deep fried fish, and she cried.

by Slasher Knight July 12, 2009

Catch some fish

Gender neutral way of saying that you will be having sex.
Akin to getting some pussy/dick.

"Hey, is Tom coming to the party on Friday?"
"Nah, he had a real nice date last night and is hoping to catch some fish on Friday."

by itsmemittens November 2, 2019

Fish Fetish

Having a strong sexual attraction to rancid pussy.

Damn that nasty fucker Bobby has a fish fetish.

by Mahdickfellawf February 24, 2019

gut the fish

v. urination by a female. usually refered to after long night of drinking after having already broken the seal. (male version: drain the weasle)

"dude, i gotta go gut the fish/ drain the weasle. i'll be back."

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Alaskan spear fishing

The act of standing upon a surface of elevation, having the woman spread her legs, and diving in for quick and painful penetration. Never should anyone do this, ever.

Dude, I went Alaskan spear fishing on her for an hour and I kept missing!

by The Mighty Sack April 21, 2011

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

Limp fish handshake

To give a weak handshake.

This guy looks unconfident. He has a limp fish handshake.

by potap April 21, 2010