Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."
by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016
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“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”
“Did you hear how Leah got cracked last night by Josh?”
“I heard she lets anyone crack her”
by Loveeee February 13, 2025
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To have wild anal or aggressive anal sex, still a step below from busting someone's back out.
To have wild anal or aggressive anal sex, still a step below from busting someone's back out.
Jennifer "I heard Chad totally cracked Stacy at the party last week!"
Katie "is it really news? Stacy is SUCH a hoe!"
Katie "is it really news? Stacy is SUCH a hoe!"
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Get the Cracked mug.A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.
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