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Douche Cake

That guy wearing the lime green/pink stripped pants is a complete douche cake!

DUDE! Quit being such a douche cake, with douche flavored frosting, and your douche creme filling!
by Nick fucking Alan December 9, 2008
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funnel cake stand

A project or idea that is voiced or dreamed about, but never pursued with any real effort. Moreover, the person who announces the idea usually has no intention of following through on th idea from the start.
A person who hears someone voice a funnel cake stand is usually aware of it immediately.
Girl: I'd like to make a series of you-tube videos acting out stories with Gundam action figures.

Guy: You will never do that. That is totally a funnel cake stand.

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Guy 1: We should open a funnel cake stand in the quad. We would make so much money!

Guy 2: Dude, just saying you wanted to open a funnel cake stand was a funnel cake stand.
by gingitsune23 June 25, 2010
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cake eater

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".
Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"
by Mike Anarch April 14, 2006
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the cake is a lie

An experience embodying thoughts and emotions that occurs in the moment, but is followed by a humbling experience.
The written language is the most powerful form of language.

The cake is a lie.

The embodiment of cake is not in the cake itself. Cake is delicious, but not satisfying without the experience that usually accompanies cake. When you have cake, it is not the cake that creates the most magnificent of experiences, but it is the emotions attached to it. Celebration with friends, the social interaction usually surrounding a joyous occasion. Without this interaction between the cake and the world, the cake would just be any other pastry. However, cake can be enjoyed by some but not by others in any social interaction. Each perspective is unique to each individual.

The cake is a lie.

A cake alone can be enjoyed, but not in the sense that cake should be.

As I walked down the coast, walking her hand in mine, my heart was filled, my mind content, and in that moment I was happy.

As I walked away from her, alone to my car, I knew the emotions experienced by being with her were untrue. Her thoughts and feelings were not mine.

The cake was delicious, the experience wonderful, but in the end, it was still just cake.
by perspectiveiskey July 19, 2010
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face cake

A girl who is face pretty

Or when you get cake on ur face then eat it
Oh that girl has some delicious face-cake

OR

The cake on my face is most tasty

mmm... face cake
by Osker Segura March 19, 2007
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strawbrerry short cake

when you bust in a girls face then procede to punch her in the nose drawing blood, then you rub in the blood with the cum
After Day Day busted in marias face he gave her a strawbrerry short cake.
by brady and damon August 14, 2006
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cake break

yo lets take a cake break
by hunter July 25, 2003
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