fake apple

Unrealistically gigantic ass
by Dickball May 13, 2015
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American Apple Snatch

The American Apple Snatch is when you insert red white and blue glitter and an apple into your foreskin, then you stroke yourself until ejaculation. However, before ejaculation you snatch the apple out of your urethra and watch as the glitter flies out.
Last night I gave myself an exquisite American Apple Snatch
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American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.
Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.
by Baatar March 17, 2024
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Apple-24-0001

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL
by CosmicPantom2896 October 09, 2022
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bushwick apple

when you put a chewed apple up some girls hole
i gave a bushwick apple to my date in that party
by the calder of our times March 25, 2017
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