Anal gestation juice

When you let your shit ferment in your asshole so you have booze for later

"Hey guys I got booze"
"What did you get?"
"Only anal gestation juice"

by supremedankmememaster(ʕ◕.◕ʔ) February 26, 2019

Frosted Anal Cracker

A tasty treat that involves cumming on an asshole, letting it dry, then eating the remains.

Usually the product of a homosexual act, but anyone with a dick can make this!

Jeff: Hey Bob, you hungry?
Bob: Yea, I go for a Frosted Anal Cracker!

Frank and Dave wanted to spice up their sex lives. So Dave made a Frosted Anal Cracker on Frank

by BiGuythatsaidHithatoneTime May 2, 2018

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Anal clock-wise

Where you anal another guy and twist there genitals until they turn purple. While they twist your dick until you get a shock thru there dick

Person1: wanna anal clock-wise

by Analbead42069 July 24, 2021

Raccoon Anal Ass

Ree Kid: did you you know that your ass can spread up to 8 inches wide there for a raccoon can give you full body anal

My Friend was trying to take a shit in the woods and a raccoon saw his ass hole and decided to give him Raccoon Anal Ass.

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

I'm so anal

When you imposter sus

Omg my mom said I couldn't go outside, uhh I'm so anal

by Ethan Roop February 12, 2021

360 Anal Kabob

This is when a person does a 360 and mid-air shoves a kabob skewer up another person anus.

Oh and he was just 360 anal kabobed

by Longbillsmith November 8, 2020