Type of person who can do really well at fighting but don't like to prove it by hitting his own friends but not care about pain and not scared to die
like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
like making offensive jokes and only gets hurt by emissions and only respect his own race and girlfriend or boyfriend and never forget things but never judge best at making mistakes but good at making love
by God behind christ January 15, 2018
Get the jesus leonmug. Leon is the type of man that treats Jesus with so much love and respect.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
He will make out and make love with her, making her feel very special.
He doesn't judges her for having the name Jesus Christ and is forever his soulmate and one true love.
All the girls for Leon suck and are trash.
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon & Jesusmug. Leon and Jesus will be going on their first date today (December 20th, 2023) at the mall. A Leon will arrive exactly at 5:00 PM, not wanting to pardon his lady. Leons are the type of guys who are very gentleman-like and are extremely loyal to their partners. Their are also very highly intelligent and knows when someone tries to take advantage of them.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
He doesn't allow cheaters in his life and he is not a simp to be with a woman that has a boyfriend, especially her boyfriend thug. Leon unfortunately has a crazy woman who loves Satan and is a massive control-freak, but his girlfriend Jesus Christ will knock the shit out of her to eternal hell, Jesus being extremely loyal to Leon her boyfriend.
A Leon is very lucky to have such a loyal girlfriend like Jesus that accepts him for who he is, never tried to control him in a manipulative matter, and loves him with unconditional love. That crazy woman with children is an unfaithful, lying, decitful, devil-worshipping, cheating, control racist loser that will literally be with Leon to avoid going to hell. But the prophecy is already written that Leon's girlfriend will punch her to eternal hell forever.
A Leon is a very lucky man to have Jesus Christ in his life.
Leon and Jesus forever in love. No one can separate each other, not even that wicked crazy witch and her equally crazy thug boyfriend.
May God bless them!
May God bless them!
by LebanonJames December 19, 2023
Get the Leon and Jesusmug. Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"
by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016
Get the tastes like jesusmug. 
by oashiojdiojsdf July 17, 2019
Get the PopTart Jesusmug. Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”
Person 1: “lmao”
*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
Get the Jesus Lightingmug.