Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Jesus

either capital God as the son of man, or a historical figure that was a good man

Jesus had succeeded in saving our souls but he had failed in staying alive due to his many haters, even as a powerful figure he could not survive

by nonekopopo February 17, 2023

jesus (BUNNINGS)

Bunnings Jesus is Australia's Jesus christ. Think Jesus but he smokes cones, darts(cigarettes), drinks, and blesses gavos by appearing in all his Bunnings glory

Jesus (Bunnings) smokes cones

by coop-meme January 6, 2021

jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old

It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal

by Entity1002 March 1, 2022

Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD

person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

testing my Jesus

When someone gets on your nerves, and your anger disproportionate to the situation at times, is testing your Jesus.

If my boss doesn't understand the company policy that he wrote, well, he's just really testing my Jesus.

by Siouxise Eileen November 30, 2023

Jesus

fake

jesus is fake

by fordashy is gay December 17, 2022