(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
Loser: No, are they any good?
Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
by 30 Ton War Machine's #1 Fan March 9, 2009
Get the 30 Ton War Machinemug. The Old Age tradition of a fraternity and a sorority continuously pranking each other back and forth in a war of pranks.
by tamela anderson October 18, 2010
Get the Gnome Warsmug. When you go to the gym in January and you have to battle for equipment because of all the people who made New Year's resolutions to get in shape.
I was almost killed in the Resolutionary War while fighting to get on a treadmill. I can't wait for February when things will be back to normal.
by sprtagt April 18, 2016
Get the Resolutionary Warmug. by Bradyburg June 6, 2024
Get the Tug of warmug. by Jones Burlingtun May 14, 2022
Get the World War kidmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025
Get the Castro Plus Wasihgton = Art Of War <Sun Tzu> And The Ghostly Archeubus <Lubu>mug. by Lalalawhy16789 February 17, 2021
Get the Comment Warmug.