War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.

You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder

by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024

astro wars

A MMORPG about wars in space. Based on an hourly production point system, you can upgrade your buildings and conquer new planets. You can raise a fleet and ally friends.

Kemphor is so gay, he's my ally and he needs help but I'll take over his planet when I send ships over there! I am t3h 1337.

by Dan November 4, 2003

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

Holy War

Hey I just saw a video titled "Why conservatives are turning on the Daily Wire?"

Hym "And do you think (maybe) that it has anything to do with the fact that Matt Walsh said he was in a holy war against the trans and, like, the next day a trans murdered a bunch of children. Remember that? So you've already talked your way into some murdered kids once, Brett. Remember that? Remember when that guy you went fishing with got those kids murdered? He literally murdered them with 'dishonest hyperbole' which mean.... Hell forever! Extra toasty! Extra... Crispy.... Yup... Holy war...."

by Hym Iam July 29, 2023

Gamster Kitpvp War I

In Gamster, kitpvp war III Xaw, was a very powerful clan with a lot of cheating retarded niggers. Their leader being the most deadliest Miyahi. They owned kitpvp for more than 6 years. They were deemed unbeatable. Only a few clans were able to defend themselves against xaw. Such as SENT, SENTINELS QD, QUICKDROPPED and lastly NDBF NODEBUFF. Those clans were the highest in power. But they didn't stand a chance against Xaw. Untill one clan showed up. This clan was growing up so quickly it was catching Xaw's attention. Then 2023 Event Horizon steps in. With its leader being Burhh, A former Mineberry Legend. Destroying both Xaw and QD The most deadliest clans on Kitpvp ever. Miyahi and Andreeeeew The QD Leader Were fuming they fought and fought but. Event Horizon was always the one that finished on top. After a while of battling each other over and over Xaw, The clan known to be the most deadliest and most feared was banished by Event Horizon. QD was able to withstand Event Horizon's wrath but not for too long. 2024 QD, crumbles into pieces of dust to Event Horizon and QD was gone for good. Then Event Horizon continues to destroy more clans and win a few squidwars here and there. They all have sex together especially with their Leader Burhh, and his pupil Rayloss. They fuck and cum everywhere! untill Event Horizon slowly falls down. But they did not lose a single battle after defeating the most deadliest clans in the kitpvp world. They were legends upon the kitpvp community.

Yoooo. did you know that this RETARD fought in Gamster kitpvp War I ?!
Lol stupid veezra imagine losing in Gamster kitpvp War I

by ray4c June 16, 2024

Hox Wars

July 16th 2024: The day Kaddin goes off on .gg/dump and hoxxes a bunch of kids trying to prove they are shit

Based Kaddin Warrior: "Let's go wage hox wars on stupid newgens!"

by WaffleKaddin July 15, 2024

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

by i love pjo January 31, 2024