Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

Take ok

A slang used by arabs in israel to "approve"

-the price is 200₪...
- Take ok

by Sexyarabguy February 26, 2018

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

take note

it’s like what me and my friend are saying instead of “period” because that shit is getting old.

me: That guy is so hot

my friend: oml ik
me: i’m gonna fuck him take note

by pseudosciences only September 27, 2019

taking the Ollie

Pleading the Fifth.

Ever since matters totally "went North" in the Iran-Contra fiasco, it seems like every bleepin' congressman and other government official has started simply "taking the Ollie" whenever things start heating up in ol' da ethics department!

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

Take a shit fart

A fart that smells so bad it signifies that a person has a shit in the very near term.

Lenny just had a take a shit fart that could peel paint. Tell him to get to the shit house.

by Kong Dong 69 July 20, 2023

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