Bob Ross

a living angel that sadly moved on in 1995

he had his own show that was unedited and each episode was less than 30 minutes long and he also lived in Alaska and Florida

he also had an amazing afro and loved to paint trees with a little friend and he is so wholesome and calming to watch

he did asmr unintentionally before it was even invented

Friend: What’s your favorite show

Me: Whatever Bob Ross’ show is called

by Sahara Dessert November 1, 2020

bob cratchit

A woman’s crotch. Crotch, cratch, cratchit, bob cratchit

Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”

by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018

Uncle Bob

A lie so obvious even the person you tell it to knows, but understands they shouldn't ask anything else.

Mexican guy to John Connor - "Who's your friend?" John Connor - "Uh, Uncle Bob" Mexican Guy - "Uncle Bob, eh? Oookay."

by Yardboy May 14, 2015

My bob and knobs

A euphemism for the male genitalia: penis and testicles.

Sheesh!! Get your cold hands off my bob and knobs!

by FTno September 27, 2021

Bob and Dave

The 2 characters in all of my urban dictonary definitions, they appear together, or only one of them, they are sometimes seen as friends, sometimes seen as enemies, and their mainly just placeholder characters

Bob: Hi dave!
Dave: Hi bob!
Bob and Dave: We are Bob and Dave!

by the worst guy ever December 15, 2023

Rusty Bob Dylan

A play on the rusty trombone but for females. When a man is both eating ass like he’s playing the harmonica and strumming on the clit like a guitar.

Friend: hey man, how did Valentine’s Day go?

Me: it was amazing, gave her the ol’ rusty Bob Dylan and she said it was the best gift she ever got

by Kangaroo Jack 6969 March 4, 2025

Bob Guilbert

Bob Guilbert is and emote of Johnnie Guilbert who has three fingies.

We hail Bob Guilbert who our lord and savior

by Stitch Blue October 7, 2021