co-2C1R-in-law

Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.

My co-2C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

da laws

a nagging girlfriend who always wants to know your exact location at all times.

EXP #1:
man, who keeps blowin up your phone g?

it's da laws.

EXP #2:
hey are you still coming over so we can bang?

nah i got called in by da laws.

damn

by DannnniiiiiAndi January 20, 2011

adopter-in-law

Spouse's adopter.

Adopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

2-1-2 law

When you date a girl and in 2 months if she doesn’t give you the first hole or second hole y’all have a problem known as 2-1-2 law

U date a girl and in 2 months she has to let you fuck her in the sass or pussy 2-1-2 law

by Big daddy ogr March 6, 2019

Peacock's Law

The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation

John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit

by Human Peacocking May 29, 2023

half-aunt-in-law

1. The wife of one's parent's half-brother.
2. The half-sister of one's parent-in-law.

My half-aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Law of Appendages”

The understanding that any creature of four legs or less may be considered fairly benign, while any with more than that are creepy and terror inducing.

The “Law of Appendages” explains why people might dislike rats but they are terrified of spiders.

by WilyArmadilla February 7, 2021