Straight Crisis

When you want dick but also want pussy

HELP I WANNA RIDE DICK MORE THAN I CURRENTLY WANT TO EAT PUSSY, STRAIGHT CRISIS ALERT!!

by StuffysDefs December 28, 2022

Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking

Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

straight to the fachi

fachi is the italian word for face. and the action of putting something ‘to the face’ means to take a big fucking shot of booze.

Dude 1: “Yo, you really gonna take that shot of absinthe?!”

Dude 2: “Straight to the fachi!”

commence the shot.

by scrotumsoldier September 06, 2023

Annual Straight Day - 1st Feburary

seeming as there is a month for gay people we might as well notice straight people. hey did u know 67.8% of people that are straight commit suicide because they feel left out, so this is a day to purely not single them out.

kid1. hey, do u know it's the annual straight day - 1st feburary
kid2. omg i didnt know

by SW4GMASTER January 17, 2021

Marcus Straight

The direct antihisus of "Marcus Gay" Only an urban legend, as none have been found.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny

by Get Lucky October 21, 2018

Straight People Day October 29th

Since the gays have their day the straight people will have theirs! Straight People Day is a day exclusively for straight people, it doesn’t matter the color of your skin it’s just a day commemorating straight people! This exclusive holiday is on October 29th. Please everyone celebrate how awesome it is to be straight!

p1: Hey, did you hear about Straight People Day October 29th?
p2: Yes! It’s going to be so fun to post about! It’s just like national Boyfriends/ Girlfriends Day but for the gender you’re supposed to be with!
p1: I know! I can’t wait to celebrate!

by #Doglover 09 October 25, 2023

Straight Shamer

A person, usually queer, who ridicules, neglects, or shames a person for not being a LGBT individual.

TheQueerKiwi: hi guys, today we're going to be losing our minds over dumb straight people 🤗

TheQueerKiwi on YouTube is a Straight Shamer.

by ▪◾⬛◾▪ July 19, 2022