Simp

Showing a large amount of affection for another person whether it is reciprocated or not

Brendan: Man you’re such a simp
Jacob: I know, but they’re just so cute
Brendan: They’re 2D girls

by CostcoWholesimp March 08, 2021

Simp

Luc Suzuki

That luc guy is such a simp

by Me. Simp January 21, 2020

Simp

someone who freaks out because a girl doesnt allow them on her spam

That dude is such a simp. He really threw a tantrum because he wasn't allowed on Alice's spam

by clarkson January 15, 2020

Simp

The definition of being a Bobert

What is one word to describe that Bobert over there? I would say he’s a simp!

by Xx Den Bover xX January 11, 2020

Simp

The character Thrushpelt from Warrior Cats (also known as Warriors), a novel series by Erin Hunter.

Bluefur: Great StarClan, Thrushpelt is such a simp.

by Gay Ass Luka Lover March 23, 2020

Simp

A man who pretends to respect women in order to manipulate them into having sex. Usually a self-proclaimed nice guy.

Erin: Hey, I heard Emily's boyfriend saying some misogynistic stuff about her, I thought he was a feminist?
Blake: Wow. He's probably a simp.

by fierce_leaf March 21, 2020

Simp

Commonly a person born in Colombia and adopted by Australians. A female. She says weird stuff like 'Lowbi' and 'Smoosh B'. She is normally in a relationship with someone she refers to as her simp. They always end up getting married and having kids. Their kids are referred to as 'Baby Simps'.

'Hey, Simp do you make any tuna for that pasta.'
'Simp, be a good simp and overcook that pasta yeh? Thanks'
'Your my simp, right?'
'Where are you going? Im going to simp central bitch!'

by Hoozy123 October 23, 2020