Potato nuts

When your balls look like potatoes. In other words, very deformed

I am glad I don't have potato nuts

by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016

butt potato

Losing your anal virginity

I lost my butt potato last night.

by zorgylp February 21, 2018

couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

potato PC

A derogatory term for a computer that is so outdated or underpowered that it struggles to run modern applications, such as Android Studio for Flutter development. Using a Potato PC often leads to frustrating performance issues, even causing you to fail your Mobile Programming course.

I tried to build my first Flutter app on my Potato PC, but it crashed every five minutes, and that's how I ended up with an F in my Mobile Programming class!

by Emotional Cruiser July 16, 2025

Potatoes

Why anybody ever continues to live.

Potatoes are the meaning of life.

by anonymous February 18, 2022

Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.

"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"

by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023