Originates from the band name Psychedelic Porn Crumpets. There are two likely definitions:
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Describes a pornographic or sexy crumpet; a crumpet that looks very appetizing
(b) A porn star. Crumpet referring to a sexy person (usually a woman)
(a) Hey Jerry can you pass me that porn crumpet?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
(b) Mate, is that the porn crumpet from "Revenge of the Tentacles 3"?
by ssflss January 10, 2023
Get the porn crumpetmug. so the defition should be:
Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
Material (text, images, video, etc.) created with the primary (or /4secondary/) intent (or perception using the /3miller test/) to sexually arouse the audience. excluding /1artistic/ /2educational works/
miller test: Would the /5average person/, applying contemporary community standards, see the work as appealing to prurient (sexual) interest?
Does it depict sexual conduct in a patently offensive way?
Does it lack serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value?
artistic works: are works that are original and can be drawed painted or sculpted or other
educational works: things clearly meant for teaching such as the problems with watching to much porn
secondary: if the work is a comdey peice and it has secondary theme is porn then it has porn bits but isn't entirely porn
average person: the majority of people would think example (60% of people think it is not porn but 40% of think it is then it is not porn)
that was porn
by carimel August 16, 2025
Get the pornmug. that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
by peepeefart137293829 June 14, 2021
Get the horse pornmug. Lazy, shallow, repetitive content or works that only exist to validate the pre-conceived ideals and beliefs of idiots who have radical politics or religious views as their entire personality. Is very low quality and is usually made by bitter, self-obsessed, cynical ideological zombies who use either religion or superficial traits to vindicate themselves of all personal agency.
That breadtuber’s content is just five hours of validation porn.
News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.
Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?
News outlets these days are just a bunch of validation porn.
Why can’t that loser stop making validation porn and get a real job?
by Magic Squid July 1, 2024
Get the Validation pornmug. WOOOOO! Yeah, sounds like fun. I won't watch it but, you know. You gotta keep paying those women to do the thing they're already doing for free.... You know? Or society will break down... Cus you won't be able to motivate the men to work in vain in the hopes that a crum of pussy will fall their way while lesser men steal and hoard reality for themselves.
by Hym Iam April 30, 2024
Get the Yeezy Pornmug. A belief that pornography should be highly proliferated to the point women are no longer needed in society and thus are forced to become good wives again.
That guy creating the sex robots definitely follows porn accelerationism.
He's a porn accelerationist.
He's a porn accelerationist.
by supersedonneh November 12, 2025
Get the porn accelerationismmug. No wonder Dad had two abortions back in the day. A responsible drinker, at never more than a couple of beers per day, with all the pranks pulled on him from every direction, man-made problems that could have easily been solved via a SmartPhone with data, let alone yer basic flip or slider, it's not that big a surprise he reached the level of resorting to heavy porn.
by tripleFfactoryWerkor July 8, 2020
Get the heavy pornmug.