playing possum

Pretending to be asleep so your partner doesn't try to have sex with you.

I'm always playing possum when my wife comes to bed so she leaves me alone.

by November 19, 2021

Play Multiblazer

Smoke marijuana; often said by kids trying to hide that they're smoking weed.

That kid: 'Let's skip to my ride - wanna hit the high score playing multiblazer?'
The other kid: 'You know I'm the pinball wizard. Hand me the flipper'

'I remember when we use to have spliff screen instead of needing a bong-line hookah to play multiblazer'

by RevDLock January 18, 2018

Play Thank the Lord

To play a Christmas song.

Please Play Thank the Lord.

by Thankthelordsong March 08, 2024

nsa play

no strings attached.”

The acronym NSA play means “no strings attached.” As in, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, boyfriend, or serious commitment. I just want to have fun. People who are looking for no-strings-attached dates want a casual sexual encounter without making any promises about the future.

by Yeeyeetruckboi February 10, 2023

Pwr play

(Not to be confused w an nhl power play):

Especially in Jamaica, a situation where you have access to all 3 components of pwr

Pwr becomes pwr play when you have unlimited access to pussy, weed and rum.

by Sexydimma August 05, 2024

Play-Housed

A severe level of alcohol intoxication. When someone is extremely drunk to the point of memory loss, passing out, and violent vomiting on the couch. Usually occurs because the victim is in close corners (such as a small play house) where he or she cannot move, causing them to not realize how drunk they are getting until they try to move, and by then it is too late.

So, i heard you guys got caught last night!

Yeah man, we were so wasted we don't even remember actually getting caught, it was sketch.

Sucks dude, that's what happens when you get Play-Housed.

by Crazy Gabe June 23, 2011

playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.

Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead

by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018