piss parade

When you lay down on a skateboard and ride between a line of peoples legs while they piss onto you

Nothing gets a party started like a good ol fashion piss parade

by piss jerking May 7, 2015

elongated piss flap

When one piss flap is larger than the other.

She had one small piss flap and the other was one of those elongated piss flaps. All long and shit...

by nockcose September 17, 2016

albino pleasure piss

Male ejaculate. Cum. Spooge. Man milk. Sperm.

Suzy and I were going at it, and I had to pull out because I forgot my jimmy hat. You should have seen it. I blew the albino pleasure piss all over her tummy.

by Brophy March 3, 2004

stinky piss rocket

when a girls pussy smells so bad that you have to piss instead of cum jus to get out of there

Dude it was so horrible that i had to pull the stinky piss rocket.

the next day after giving her the stinky piss rocket i wonder if it was her ass or her pussy that i had fucked

by biggielcb36 April 21, 2010

Loaded Piss Gun

1. When you're blue-balling, backed up with cum and ready to explode and just let some nut fly.

2. When you're ready to just whip your wang out and piss like there's no tomorrow.

Stacy: Alright Tom, I gotta go. Work just called me in.

Tom: Yo, you didn't finish giving me head, I mean, you have no clue what it's like walking around with a Loaded Piss Gun.

Stacy: Fine! (Gets on her knees and finishes sucking Tom off. Then Tom ejaculates all over her Applebee's work shirt)

Tom: Baby, you know I love you. Man, I need a cig.

by poopmonsta88ateitwhilehot March 24, 2009

sack of horse piss

Term used to describe something that is of no use whatsoever - usually using during an attempt to install a Microsoft product on a Windows OS.

Arg, that Bill Gates, he's about as much use as a Sack of Horse Piss.

by Stationmiek October 27, 2006

piss artist

piss waster twat dribbly retard

1.Some one who pisses on the seat
2. some one whilst drunk who paints pictures on walls with piss
3. some one who cant control there penis

by mike October 31, 2004