skip your pants

the act of skipping your pants. skipping is halfway between shitting and pissing.

don’t skip your pants, it’s not the cops

by DaddyKinkojou June 7, 2018

poopy pants

the most hurtful and offensive insult that can be used against anyone. is known to be banned in several countries

guy 1: ur mom is really ugly
guy 2: ok poopy pants
guy 1: *starts crying*

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

santa pants

To have grey pubic hair.

Sure he's a sexy silver fox, but you know that means he's probably a santa pants?

by paul3onthetree February 4, 2009

Pant

Going ham in the club and/or eating to much meth that you go insane

Wow he’s really panting around!

by Daddy kadden March 19, 2019

POOPY PANTS

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poopy pants eats ant and like granting wishes he is an scrant

by ello mother fucka May 5, 2021

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

whore-pants

pants that expose the genitalia in a not-sneaky manner, not the same thing as chaps

Michael James was wearing whore-pants yesterday, I teased him.

by Slut McGee May 19, 2006