blob potato

some one that is lazy fat and eats a lot of food they probably have no friends

bob spend all day in bed is is soo lazy and a blob potato

by billy bob apple June 16, 2022

fuck potato

a potato you cut a hole into and then proceed to pound the fuck out of, cum in it and then eat it

"i really want a fuck potato"

by i heart incest June 23, 2022

Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

Potato King

The potato King's real name is Technoblade and Technoblade was a man that inspired all Minecraft content creators

RIP The Potato King

by Vr_Thomas July 1, 2022

Backyard Potato Party

An orgy where as the main activity is anal fisting. This can be used for either sex or orgies involving both or any sex.

(to be read in a German accent)

"Hey Franz, I'm in the mood for a wild Backyard Potato Party tonight! Let us go to the Beer garden and find us many sexual deviants into ass play to bring back with us!"

"What a fantastisch idea, Hans!"

by Kreepykelly July 4, 2022

Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022