one eyed monster

A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.


Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.

Step right up and see the one eyed monster.- From "The spy who shagged me"

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

one drop rule

When segregation was practiced in the Southern United States a person that was even the smallest percentage black was simply considered black

Barack Obama is technically biracial but according to the one drop rule he would have simply been considered black.

by Mr.Juan-derful September 12, 2010

twenty one pilots

Two little shits named Tyler Joseph and Josh Dun who like to maintain radio silence for around a year and then suddenly come back in the most cryptic way possible, and then leak songs and make cryptic-ass music videos.

twenty one pilots is such a good band!

by |-/fangirl August 8, 2018

tugging one out

the act of masturbating yourself by tugging on your dong

Bill: "hey where's John?"

Frank: "eh, he's probably at home tugging one out"



"nah, i don't think i'm gonna hang out tonight, i'll probably just tug one out and go to bed"

by Mr BigDong July 5, 2008

one beer queer

A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.

Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.

by Mark August 5, 2004

one of my lies

a great Green Day song off their minor label LP 'Kerplunk'. Although, like much of Kerplunk is not as well known as their major label debut and follow-up, 'Dookie', it is still an amzing song. Was played at the now legendary Woodstock 94 performance right after Billie Joe had asked the crowd to do the wave, he then introduced the song as 'heres a song off one of our records that nobody has'

ally ---'ill pop keprlunk on'
will-----'great this album is awesome and underpeciated'
ally -----'yea i know, one of my lies is the best song on it
will-------'yea probably'

by Nozza May 22, 2006