When a man says he's straight but secretly gives it up and love to two men, while using methamphetamine as an excuse to be gay.
by Billcody33 October 17, 2020
Get the So-straightmug. the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021
Get the STRAIGHT BALLmug. When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022
Get the Straight Fixin’mug. Something you will never be if you play Genshin Impact for 17 hours a day
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
If you are one then congrats I guess 👏 it is very very very very very very hard.
fat basement gamer: i love genshin impact and pretending to be an e-girl saying uwu every 17 seconds
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
Straight-A student: You will never get a job.
guy with at least 1 braincell: I agree.
by 147852369/*-+.0 August 25, 2025
Get the Straight-A studentmug. by RoJoPotus May 16, 2019
Get the Yes Straightmug. by Wamiscat69 October 5, 2019
Get the Fat guy gets served by straight marinemug. When you are only attracted to people born of the opposite gender. Another name can be PRETTY FUCKING STUPID.
Thomas: Would you date a trans guy?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?
David: No dude im super straight.
Thomas: Oh so you’re a retard?
by Narquil da boy March 14, 2021
Get the Super straightmug.