jack taylor

Literally the best person on earth. He is a legend who is part Swedish and part English.

oi u kno that lad jack taylor? hes a proper geeza.

by JT ESKETTIT May 16, 2018

zar-jacked

Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu.
It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly realise that you only visited the place within the virtual boundries of a computer/console game.

i was like watching tv, like on the int-ernet, when like this guy was like totally talking about the GAP, where you buy like clothes and stuff. And i thought to myself 'hey i was there like there the other day!' and then like i totally realized that i wasn't cos i was like -all old school- and playing GTA Vice City the other day and so i like totally remembered that the graphics were like all different to reality, even tho the store was like a total mimic of the GAP due to the sardoinic intertextuality that like totally laced that entire franchise...
...tacos zar-jacked my hyundai

by pil February 19, 2008

jack hogg

A wild pig, usually found in the wild.
A bacon batty
something that looks like a smelly hat wrapped in cheesy juice.
He likes to take it up the arse with a mouldy banana but doesn't like cooking for his overgrown toe nail. Jack Hogg is a mistake...

Let me have a bit of that jack Hogg up ma batttyyy

by Jack Hogg October 7, 2013

jack beggs

To be a jack beggs is to be one who lives off his dads bank account

He's such a jack beggs

by AliD3 February 28, 2017

Yukon Jacked

Or more commonly, "Yukon jacked in the face", refers to the wild feeling a person experiences after imbibing the rare Canadian liquor known as the "black sheep of Canada".

Less commonly, it refers to the inexplicable hangover unmatched by any other liquor, and only caused by Yukon Jack.

We're going out tonight and getting Yukon jacked in the face.

I can't make it in to work today because I got Yukon jacked in the face last night.

by Nine striker April 14, 2014

jack kelley

(n) Former reporter for USA Today; faked a pulitzer-nominated story along with many others. Claimed Bin Laden was using eBay to send secret messages.

(v) To tell outrageous lies with a straight face.

Don't jack kelley me. You did not just stop a bank robbery.

by Tommy_D September 8, 2005

Cracker Jacking

Gather a group of friends around a cracker. Get everyone to fap and cum over it. Last one to cum has to eat the cracker and his buddies' semen.

My bro keeps losing at cracker jacking, not sure if that's good or bad.

by Dutchbag July 13, 2012