The ultimate musical sacrilege.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Made by soulless businessmen in the Record Label industry, these rats often hire attractive people (movie actors, models, homeless people or whatever) with a decent voice (Mostly hardcore fucked by autotune to sound nice) to sing their lifeless songs for them. They also utilize flashy videos (Which covers up the mess called the "lyrics") featuring the "artist's" heavily-edited abs or fake buttcheeks (Sometimes, they even go full birthday suit...) with dancers doing brothel shit. (It's often lewd as Hell.) Combine it with proven-and-tested "catchy rhythm and melodies" (For boosting the hype of the listener) and intense marketing, it becomes a cash cow for the company who produces it, with views beating both Rock and Art Music combined, and has a popularity rate that is higher than Burj Khalifa.
It preys on the clueless teenagers (Mostly young ladies) with its hype generator, love/edgy lyrics and attractive "artists", harboring tons of money through concert tickets and online albums. It poisons the minds of people through the radio and streaming platforms repeating it again and again, until the populace says it's a good one.
It rips your soul away in every repetition on the radio. It makes you stupid in every lyric. It manipulates you in every beat.
This is Pop Music.
Brittany: would you like to listen to Beyonce?
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
Dyl: I would rather sniff my own shit than to listen to pop music.
by Some Guy in the Tavern October 11, 2023
Get the Pop Musicmug. by tellitizaman September 1, 2010
Get the tube musicmug. Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."
by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017
Get the Musical readermug. Walmart music - When you go to Walmart at 3 am after drinking a 24 pack of beer and eating an 8/th of mushrooms
by Nicknameofanalias February 20, 2020
Get the Walmart musicmug. the genre of "rap" that is so bad it deserves special recognition. examples include Coco and You Guessed It
by epilepticoctopus December 13, 2014
Get the struggle musicmug. (Invented by this girl Sara that I know): another way of saying ' not my brand of vodka' or not my cup of tea'.
by Sexydimma July 1, 2022
Get the Not my style of musicmug. A large multi-billion dollar corporation founded in May of 2021 by Fagginator50. High Class Gay Music Corporation is ranked #2 in the global list of gay-remixing corporations, behind GayRemix Corporation, which takes the rank for #1, and is ranked #7 in largest corporation in the world. The corporation focuses on developing gay songs, and usually takes normal songs and makes them very gay. The corporation is most known for its role in the creation of the hit song "Gay Preach" by Young Cocklph.
Fuck, I love "Preach" by Young Dolph. FUCK NO MOTHAFUCKA, THAT SHIT IS BEWTYHAWL COMPARED TO "gay preach" BY YOUNG COCKLPH! HAIL HIGH CLASS GAY MUSIC!!!
by cheiejn May 17, 2023
Get the High Class Gay Musicmug.