I shit you not

A phrase typically, but not always, used in conversation; can also be used in response to a fact, or its opposite, in media; the appropriate response to any sentence including any variation of the descriptor 'bullshit', when the word 'shit' is being used as a verb, and the preceding perceived assertion or premise reflects a known truth or fact. Also used as its reverse as a prank, to generate belief in something patently false and normally unbelievable.

You: Idaho is a state in the USA? You're shitting me!

Them: I shit you not! It's a state!

You: I thought it was an invention of the corn industry.

Them: You're shitting me.

You: I shit you not! ... yeah, I'm shitting you, you numbfuck.

by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I need help

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I need help
L + ratio + no one asked
I am being serious

by 💯⚠⚠⚠❎❎3️⃣🆗5️⃣🔵 March 17, 2022

I purple you

Kim taehyung "I LUV U

"SUGA I PURPLE YOU"

by niki pavlo March 19, 2022

I Am Autism

The worst fucking ad ever

have you watched I Am Autism?

No, it's the worst fucking ad in the world.

by Some random John/Jane Doe March 31, 2022

i hate school

the most common thing for kids to say

during recess, Johnny said "i hate school"

by Wythan Millcreek April 18, 2022

I GOT ONE!

You fell for the oldest trick in the book: a goddamn white woman. With that Flavor of Love Deelishis donkey booty, gatdammit, you fell for it! Ya gatdamn babboon-lipped jigaboo sumbitch over there lickin' ya gatdamn chops, thinkin' ye was gon' slide in her gatdamn DMs Well, I tell ya what. It ain't a white woman! It's a white man! Right here. And right now. In America. Gatdammit, go 'head, put that gat damn Mandingo dick back in yer gatdamn pants. You over there rubbin' that head on that sumbitch, thinkin' you was gon' get off on one. On my white woman. My PAWG. Gatdammit, not here, not ever. Gatdammit, ya done already beat down the gat damn walls in most of our white women. The only gatdamn wall ya need to worry about buildin' is the gatdamn one in Mexico. 'Cause right here and right now, I got ya, dead ta gatdamn rights!

By A Black Man in whiteface: “I GOT ONE!”

by Scalamuush December 26, 2020

i miss ranboo

A common phrase for LGBT+ who miss Ranboo.

"bro, i miss ranboo."
"hey, dont we all?"

by alonepog April 8, 2021