hit a couple

To play tennis.

Hey Lily do you wanna hit a couple with me?

by mia bo bia banana fana fo fia October 10, 2008

Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.

1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

Hit bottom

take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) January 30, 2021

Hitting the turbz

Going fast in your car

Christian thinks he can be hitting the turbz but when he try's his crappy 240sx breaks down.

by Hitting the Turbz May 20, 2017

Hit Meko October

everyday of october you are legally aloud to hit a meko. go ahead, hit hard.

Hey let’s go hit a meko, it’s hit meko october!

by thiccy mc bubbles October 18, 2019

Hit an ambulance

When you leave a treat, for example chocolates, on an ambulance. Usually on the windscreen or door, for the paramedic to receive when they go back to their ambulance

Today I hit an ambulance with cans of coke and a cake

by Emmac24 November 15, 2020

Unique Hit

To have sex with someone you have never had sex with before.

A different take on the term Unique Hit used to show website visits from new/unique users, as opposed to those who frequent the site.

I could have hooked up with John again, but I was working on a Unique Hit.

Man, I got so many Unique Hits last week!

by Angulique September 8, 2009