Xavier: Hey, why isn't Rick at the party tonight?
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.
Ferdinand: His douche-dad told him to clean the gutters again. What a prick.
by daisyVonDoom March 18, 2011
Get the douche-dadmug. 
A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!
1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?
2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!
2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!
by S. Miranda June 5, 2003
Get the Douche Au Chocolatmug. 1. One who professes to know a lot about the act of douching. 2. Something to never ever call your girlfriend if you ever want to get laid again.
"Gee, you seem to know a lot about douching - when did you become the douche bag queen?" (prepare to be slapped, ignored, and/or bitten the next time you want head)
by Teaspoon Princess February 24, 2005
Get the douche bag queenmug. A Dirty Douche Dog is when a frozen hot dog is inserted into the anus. The hot dog is left inside the anus untill it is warmed up, then pooped into a bun so it is hot and ready to eat.
by redeyejedi2009 February 15, 2010
Get the Dirty Douche Dogmug. a female who is not only a meanlingless uninteligable waste to society, but who also spreads her legs quite easlily.
Dave: "Dude, did you hear about Carl's old lady creepin' with that tool Lenny?"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
Al: "No man, but I knew she was a douche bag whore when he shacked up with her!"
by Amfeezy October 10, 2006
Get the Douche bag whoremug. by Jerry Magillicutty October 2, 2007
Get the Man with the Golden Douchemug.