Pulling a Chris

Walking into a random car without any context whatsoever

He was pulling a chris

Pulling a Chris by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Pull a Chris Brown 

1. To beat on a wife or girlfriend much like rapper Chris Brown allegedly did to his former girlfriend Rihanna.

2. To fumble at the opponents goal line in professional football, much like Texans running back Chris Brown did repeatedly in the 2009 NFL season, much to the dismay of his fantasy owners.

1. Paul: "Dude, I saw some guy in the parking lot beating on his wife the other day."

Mark: "Was he about to pull a Chris Brown?"

2. All my fantasy running backs like to pull a Chris Brown. I'm dropping all of them.

Pull a Chris Brown by smoothhostility July 23, 2011

anti-chris 

An adjective used to describe every character except Chris on Everybody Hates Chris.

Dad: Good morning son.
Chris: Good morning anti-chris, I mean Dad.
Dad: What did you say to me, faggot?
Chris: Nothingdadpleasedontbeatme

anti-chris by Ronald Bringus Ph.D. October 26, 2015

john and chris 

two fuckin assholes that should be a couple because nobody fuckin likes them ...
chris a straight up hood bitch and a crazy bitch and john is a straight up fuckin asshole and a huge fuckin creep with starring problems....
they should be together cuz it just makes fuckin sense

those fuckin asshole ...john and chris should be together ...

john and chris by aye.9903619 March 7, 2017

National Dirty Chris Day 

October 21st is a day where we celebrate dirty chris’s outlandish shenanigans such as being a felon and sex offender

“did you hear about dirty chris beating up my grandma on national dirty chris day?”

“yeah he does that lmao”

National Dirty Chris Day by dirty chris lover 33 October 18, 2019

Dirty Chris

Passing a bloody fart after being railed in the ass by multiple 300lb black men.

I sure let out one hell of a dirty Chris after my usual weekend activities with the boys.

Dirty Chris by Heartyoumeanit August 1, 2016

Take a Chris 

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

Take a Chris by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008