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Bird Watcher

A Karen spying in the neighborhood for people to report for violating local laws, rules and ordinances.
“ That bird watcher got another one ticketed for playing the music too loud”
by Hyper918 May 10, 2023
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Bird Boots

Bird boots form on the bottom of a birds feet after staying perched on the power lines in hot weather. The bird boots prevent the birds from being electrocuted by the power lines.
"The birds don't get electrocuted because their bird boots protect their feet!"
by RosieLeigh August 14, 2016
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Iberian Peninsula birds

Portugeese and Portugulls.
Iberian Peninsula birds --- both native and migratory --- are very abundant, so I would imagine that there might indeed be quite a few "PortuGEESE" and "PortuGULLS" among the avian ranks that are randomly present throughout the year.
by QuacksO November 26, 2020
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great bird claw spike pow

basically what happens when your in a pond with a frog with some gay as voice and they throw a 3 layer ball at your face just for you to kick it
Student 1: Kicking
Kappa: GREAT BIRD CLAW SPIKE POW
Student 2: OH SHI I FORGOR ABOUT THE

Student 2 has Drowned peacefully, keep kicking your ballsack.
by pseudonysu August 22, 2021
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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo
I was bored so I started free-birding
by Kux July 9, 2025
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Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.
That how is a bird
by Stickytoes August 19, 2025
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Bird

A person who can fly
Look at her, she’s a bird
by Djjcycb we bcushf February 15, 2021
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