Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Free Bird

the only song to play over top gun: maverick

free bird over top gun maverick sounds pretty cool

by AltairAerospace October 7, 2023

Birds in a pahn

A colloquial phrase for ‘it is what it is’. When nothing can be done about a particular situation and there is no need to dwell on it. One just has to live with the issue and move on.

Guy 1: smashes a bottle of vodka

Guy 2: ‘birds in a pahn’

by LittleFA September 15, 2019

Soul Bird

Some people attribute serious physical diseases to loss of soul and therefore perform rituals to call on the Soul Bird to bring the soul back into the sick person.

Forget the doctor, I need the Soul Bird.

by MrActuary June 17, 2021

Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Opiuш Bird

A Bird from 2027... A friendly creature, that is taller than the human

Person 1: Do you seen Erosion Bird?
Person 2: No! Did you mean Opium Bird or Opiuш bird?

by KostyaTheSon November 2, 2023