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First Person porn

If you wanna be like the pros come over to the first person porn companys
by ANONYMOUS PARTS UNKNOWN February 26, 2024
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Porn

Hey wanna come over this Saturday and watch porn with the boyz?
by penis_licker05 May 26, 2021
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Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.
We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.
by anonymous March 17, 2022
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Political Porn

The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
Trump sold political porn to his MAGA base and now all Americans will suffer the consequences.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
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Porn brain

The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
"Bro, I tried to hook up last night but couldn't even get it up. I think I’ve got porn brain."
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
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Porn

What my boyfriend watches every day.
Me: Oh god why are you watching porn again?

Him: You're not letting me to fuck you.
by anonymous June 6, 2021
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