seat wars

When a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. Usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.

"Max we must do seat wars to sit next to Hannah today."

"Oh it's on Bradley!"

by megaboom26 October 13, 2016

sams god of war ps4

a boy called sam that really wants a special edition god of war playstation 4 with a controller.

yo i think hes sams god of war ps4

by Josh0786 May 30, 2018

Star Wars

A franchise that tells stories about various terrorists teaming up with a cult of space wizards who go up against their galaxy spanning government, where the entire fan base argues with each other about retarded opinions that make no sense and some fans who send death threats to people who like a different movie than them.

"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)

Star Wars

by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 16, 2020

Tug uh war

When you grab someone's penis and they grab yours. Take turns backing away one step at a time. First one to orgasm loses.

"Hey Caleb, wanna tug uh war?"

"Yea, I bet you'll lose"

by Kaleb & Jayden December 13, 2023

ice cream wars

An ice cream truck vendor, who refused to give up their route to someone else. Hence an actual war broke out.

In the ice cream wars, the vendors would run each off the road, and try to kill as many of their competitors as they could.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 29, 2019

War Thunder

War Thunder is a game that will give you Autism, Cancer, Diabetes, Post-traumatic stress disorder, HIV, Autism, Cerebral palsy, Deafness or hearing loss, Blindness or low vision, Epilepsy, Mobility disabilities such as those requiring, the use of a wheelchair or walker or cane, Intellectual disabilities, Major depressive disorder, Traumatic, brain injury, Arthritis. Asthma, Cancer, Diabetes, Gastrointestinal disorders, Orthopedic limitations, Heart disease, Chronic fatigue syndrome, Seizure disorder, Tactical cancer, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia, Dementia. Dementia, Dementia, Penis falling off, Girlfriend disappearing, Women start to disappear. Anxiety disorders., Behavioral and emotional disorders in children, Bipolar affective disorder, Depression, Dissociation and dissociative disorders, Eating disorders, Obsessive compulsive disorder, Paranoia.

You don't have a girlfriend because you play War Thunder

by LapaTheFunnyCat July 22, 2024

War

A War Is A Battle Between China And Usa.
idk why i made that up
FIGHT!
Oh No
No Fighter Jets
*China Wins*
*Chinese Slang*
lol moment

THERE IS A WAR GOING ON RUN MOMENT

by King Lang September 18, 2020