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Uncle Bob

Uncle Tom but specifically for white people
Margaret.. For the 50th time.. I enjoy seeing other white boys get beaten up on Twitter! I'M AN UNCLE BOB.
by TheeUncleBob April 20, 2023
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Bob

A man who loves to Watch Bob the builder and when you watch the show with him he will all ways say Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
Hey Bob wana watch Bob the builder Bob Bob the builder can he fix it Bob the builder yes he can
by Big man 5000 November 19, 2020
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National fuck bob marley sex doll day

it is now legal to buy bob marly sex dolls on april 16th
bill: have you heard of national fuck bob marley sex doll day?
peor: no
bill: its good
by national penis March 28, 2021
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Bob

Bob is kind, outgoing and fun to be with. He takes care of people and loves family. Although he can be a bit dumb at times, he is harmless.
by VeryKrispyPerson March 4, 2021
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Bob the Billder

The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.

The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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Bobs onslaught

Figure out the lore yourself
Have you played bobs onslaught? it’s insane! I went deaf in the ending.
by anonymous July 22, 2022
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Bobbing for Crapples

This fun event takes place when your partner is experiencing Sleep Crapnea (See Sleep Crapnea). You must stick your head into their mouth and carefully remove the crapples with your teeth. You must be discreet, as you do not want your partner to wake and discover the whorrendous mess you have left them in.

Side Note: If you would like to continue the fun, after you bob one of the crapples from your partner’s mouth, you can gently lay it on his or her chest and perform a good ol’ Cleveland Steamer.
Tyrant: My dude, you coming to the bar tonight with us?

Big Easy: Nah my dawg, I went bobbing for crapples last night. My wife was choking from the logs I dropped in her mouth so I had to bob them out. Got a little greedy and went for a Cleveland streamer and she woke up steaming. Told her I was sleepwalking again and thought I was waxing my car. Needless to say she kicked me out this time.
by Stoney69 June 19, 2019
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