tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

Doing the Snake

doing the snake means that you are trying to get with a girl who is already with another guy, this process can get very sweaty and stressful and sometimes awkward when approaching the girl but you will succeed leaving the other guy without his date at the end of the night

hey I heard you were doing the snake with liams date last night dude, nice one!

by TheDonnyPlays August 12, 2016

wake and snaked

when you wake up and find a chick on your dick to get a bit of that delicious morning cum (; similar to wake and shake

"yo dude Hanna totally wake and snaked me this morning! best birthday surprise ever!"

by snuffletussul October 20, 2016

smelling like a snake

If you have basic knowledge, snakes smell with there toung.

Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.

by BornXeno December 14, 2016

on a snake in the sea

1. Lost or hopeless, with no sense of direction.

2. Stuck or abandoned.

Toby is on a snake in the sea when it comes to ordering poké bowls for lunch. He'll stand in line for hours trying to make up his mind.

by juiceco January 12, 2017

Feed the snake

words used at American car auctions by auctioneers when a Ford fabricated car gets sold / crosses the block

That 67 Shelby Gt500 just sold for 200k usd , FEED THE SNAKE !

by l'e' duura lavura con la Nomur January 17, 2017

Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.

Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.

by StopJake2017 April 2, 2017