Shlower

Having sex in the shower... While the female is on her period.

What do you mean you can't have sex when you're on your period? There's such a thing as the shower!

OMG, shlower!

by concerned sophomore January 15, 2009

showed em

stating the obvious, saying something unfunny or lame

boy:yo momma so slow she walk at 2 miles per hour

girl: aw you just showed em

by yung greezy June 20, 2010

Shiower

To be extra clean, To pre soak before taking a shower/bath because you are super dirty

"You need to take a shiower, because you are extra nasty today"

by Kya2 August 24, 2011

shober

Verb: To make someone suddenly 'sober up' or 'get clean' by showing that person the stupid, shocking, and embarrassing things he/she did while drunk and/or stoned.

"Man! Joe was messed up last night!"
"Yeah, I know... but I shobered him up this morning with a picture of of him dancing on the bar with his pants down to his ankles. He said he was NEVER going to drink tequila again! Now if we could just figure out how to get his arrest record erased."

"Shhhh... Quiet... Jane has a terrible hangover and is showbering up looking at the YouTube videos we posted of her trying to find her car in the parking lot last night outside the club."

by DrPeace November 29, 2011

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

showmerical

The short clips of the TV show you are watching that are in between commercials. They are there to get you to stop forwarding the commercials.

The showmerical has the funniest outtakes.

by becker September 20, 2013