1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.
"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"
by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023
Get the retard-splainingmug. This word is used to describe someone who is disabled. The people with the names of Aj, Vincent, Sam, and every other fucking person in the world are called this due to them being fucking retarded... you see what I did there?
by IHATemyl1fe August 25, 2019
Get the Retardedmug. 
by retarded-white-kid June 4, 2020
Get the retardmug. Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
Get the Spontaneous Retard Disordermug. 
Retardation is a term used to describe the spread of retardardation through communication. Popular in multiplayer FPS games, particularly in Counterstrike: Global Offensive.
"He spent 15 years playing online games. Now he has metapyshical retardation and cant function properly anymore!"
by Operation_Zer0 March 19, 2022
Get the Metapyshical Retardationmug.