Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

The Post

The foretold social media (likely a video) post that will show the real beginning of the Apocalypse or WW3, likely a nuclear explosion.

The first post that reaches the internet about the Apocalypse in real time.

“Omg I thought this was The Post.”

by Stavka May 4, 2023

The post-breakfast club

That sad half table at lunch with Bella, Meghan, Jacob, and Lili

Yo! You see those people over there, that’s The Post-breakfast Club.......I know, tragic.

by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

Post Officed

To blame or be blamed for something that was the short comings or mistake of others.

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

X Post

What we have to call tweets now after the enshittification of the platform done by Elon Musk.

Mark: I’m going to tweet this funny picture!
Jeff: It’s now called an X Post
Mark: What?
Jeff: Yeah, after Elon Musk did his magic, we now have to refer to it as an X Post.

by JannRickles November 14, 2025

Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7

Looks like you’ve got post mexico syndrome.

by algal1301 June 9, 2019

Post-Second-Date Phenomenon

The phenomenon of feeling hatred and disgust following a second date with someone. Typically, the first date goes really well: you feel excited at the potential of this suitor. However, when the second date comes along, you encounter an intrusive mental blockage that prohibits you from enjoying this experience any longer. Externally, there is no issue: the date is perfect on paper. However, when reflecting on the experience, you feel a retrospective sense of repulsion that can’t be attributed to any instance. Your internal sabotage taints the image of your date, halting any prospective relationship.

“I was really excited to go on a second date with this guy because the first date went so well, but it just ended and I feel so awful and gross! It was a totally normal time: what is wrong with me? What do you think happened?” “Girl, that’s the post-second-date phenomenon!”

by Coffee Micro November 3, 2025