Food Porn

Generally a collection of food images, appealing enough to post on social media. It can be a picture of your egg-sausage-hashbrown breakfast, or even some leftover spaghetti-and-meatballs. Not actual porn, sorry.

Person 1: Why the hell is "Food Porn" in your search history?
Person 2: Oh, I was looking at some pepperoni pizza the other day.
Person 1: Wh-what?
Person 2 shows a picture of an actual slice of pizza.
Person 2: Yeah, you thought! Do you have some dirty mind or something?
Person 1: Don't we all?

by hello_imded April 19, 2023

Speculation Porn

When the media doesn't have any facts, but they need headlines, so they theorize several unlikely scenarios in order to create a story. Speculation porn is like political erotic fiction for people who get off by fantasizing about scenarios for their favorite political figures.

Donald Trump went to the hospital today and in the last 24 hours the media has produced more speculation porn than Brazzers. They wrote headlines about 7 different people who could take over as President before the White House even released a statement.

by ModeratelyOutraged October 11, 2020

Porn

wtf you searchin' for? you already know what porn is, so why search it up? heres a sentence anyways.

his mom got on his computer and typed "p" on his computer and found the search "pornhub".

by randomlightskinnedblackkid March 10, 2024

scorn porn

any pornographic material that aims to provoke negative emotions from viewers, usually through the practice of mentally or physically mistreating someone

Acts like Princess Fierce, The Mistress B, and Princess Miki Aoki are producing scorn porn in order to make quick money while it mentally damages viewers.

by rocklegendlives January 5, 2024

porn-top

A shitty laptop infested with viruses, likely used for searching up porn.

Eric opened the laptop. It was slow and many keycaps were missing. The previous owner likely used is as a porn-top. Eric gagged at the thought of this and threw it across the room.

by pizarol April 23, 2023

red chair porn

Usually in reference to gay porn, but can be applied to any sexual act which involves the person being penetrated bleeding from the penetration.

Oh my god Robb! I found this really hot red chair porno last night, starring Kevin Warhol as the top!

by Lilithpeltriddawson April 9, 2017

porn

why r u searching this🤨

urban dictionary is making me put an actual meaning so uh its some really bad stuff and omg it makes me put the word…porn

by i am g o d August 29, 2023