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playing on the porch

A form of ass play with no penetration of thy tongue, finger, or other devices. It’s simply playing on the porch. One might think of it as a type of rim job Ringing the doorbell is allowed and encouraged. If no one answers, you may resort to knocking.
Jon: Yo Ben, you smash this weekend?
Ben: Nah me n’ my girl were just playing on the porch instead
by JakeyJakey January 28, 2018
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Playing The Game of The Fag With My Sister

It is when a female is married to a bisexual or down low man. He cheats on his wife with other men. Her brother finds out about it. He proceeds to rent a grey hound bus. He drives around to all his uncles and cousins and stops at all the bars picking up guys that want to beet up a fag. They pile in the bus and drive to the sisters house. When they get there they all congregate to the back yard for a domestic disturbance. She brings her husband to the back yard while her brother leads the way and they all line up to beat him up.
My brother in law was playing the game of the fag with my sister so we showed up in a grey hound bus and beet him up.
by Mr. Homophobia May 29, 2023
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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez known as the hit man ran 15 games of Rummy. To date, he has yet to been beat.
by Rummy inspection December 31, 2013
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Play Coins

The name of a type of currency on the Nintendo DS. They can be used on games such as Mii Plaza and Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

You earn one token per 100 steps you take with your DS in hand (on sleep mode, so the device is still powered on), and you can earn 10 coins each day. Another method of gaining coins would be to shake your device to simulate the motion of walking.
I'm so excited to get home from school! I have a lot of play coins, so I'll buy some fortune cookies in New Leaf to get some special items.
by >> Nagito Komaeda << June 1, 2019
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I hope they play fein

Fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein , fein fein fein fein fein.
- travis Scott

I hope they play fein
by Naufalicious December 2, 2024
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play-ratio

The ratio between the amount of play (any sexual relation) one gets to the amount of times potential play opportunity was squandered. The number is often uncalculatable and must be equal to or greater than zero. This metric is typically used to quantify a man's sexual fitness
I missed Sarah's "you up?" text last night, my play-ratio is at an all time low!
by burlybiker April 24, 2022
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